April 2013
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Me and The X Files
mxfbyagentlizzie:
When untill now 20th Century Fox doesn’t say “YES!” to #XF3 all I’d call them is?
When I saw that 10th season is real:
When I discover that it’ll be only in HQ:
But I remember that it’s The X Files in a new stories after IWTB and I’m:
PS: All these gifs aren’t mine. Just reflect my feelings.
December 2012
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November 2012
4 posts
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October 2012
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September 2012
6 posts
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do whatever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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That awkward moment gossip sites are telling that...
myxfics:
How no-snogger react:
How snogger react:
How noromo react:
How shipper-snogger react:
How I react:
PS: All those gifs aren’t mine.
That awkward moment when I heard about...
myxfics:
How no-Philes react:
How Philes who don’t want #XF3 react:
How Philes who don’t believe that #XF3 can happen:
How I react:
And what I’ll do all along twitter-a-thon:
If @20thcentury say no:
If @20thcenturyfox say yes, first I’d be:
and then:
and finally:
If @20thcenturyfox say nothing:
PS: ALL THOSE GIFS AREN’T MINE.
August 2012
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When you find a phile who don't want #XF3
myxfics:
ps: this gif isn’t mine.
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When Mulder is so rude to Scully in 'Three Words'
myxfics:
I was:
What I wanted to say to Mulder:
But my reaction to Mulder was:
PS: These gifs aren’t mine. It just for express my emotions.
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My X Fics on Tumblr (by Agent Lizzie): When... →
myxfics:
‘The X Files’ is classic, bro!
But… wait!
ONLY THE FOURTH BEST in the past 25 years??? ‘The X Files’ is behind: Buffy, Arrested Development and Mystery Science Theater 3000.
‘The X Files’ is not only a classic and cult tv show. ‘The X Files’ was pioneer tv show…
July 2012
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A young Julie Andrews singing 'Someone tp watch... →
A 21 years old Julie Andrews singing ‘Someone to watch over me. Funny thing is 12 years later she’ll sing this song in ‘Star!”
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Black guy kills some people.
Society: Criminal.
Muslim guy kills some people.
Society: Terrorist.
Latino guy kills some people.
Society: Criminal.
White guy kills some people.
Society: Mental illness. (lost soul, complicated psyche, quiet loner, misunderstood, frustrated with life, experienced recent, traumatic, life-altering events that set him off; not to mention all the positive descriptors that are attached to him, i.e. intelligent, PhD candidate, honor roll student, etc.)
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The awkward when you realise that Gillian Anderson...
myxfics:
Every pic I saw her she always amazing and seems never getting older.
Maybe she is as immortal as Scully.
WOW! That’s sounds as a X-Files to me.
June 2012
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The arkward moment when you're studying french to...
Before: Yeah, I know how to speak this…
After: OMG! I’m so dumb!
PS: THis gif aren’t mine.
